Wednesday 30 July 2014

A Dirge From Dublin



It was early last September,

As near as I remember,

I was walking down a street in drunken pride,

When I fell into a gutter, thinking thoughts I dare not utter,

And a pig came up and lay by my side.

As I lay there in the gutter, thinking thoughts I dare not utter,

A fair, young maid came by and she did say..

You can tell a man who boozes, by the company he chooses,

And at that, the pig got up and walked away,


And the pig got up and slowly walked away.

(not my creation)

Pragnya, You Beauty!!


The Vedic rishis called it Pragnya, the Sloan Management Review calls it a ‘Systems-thinking’ approach. Buzz-fucking-words till we distill their essence and live each moment with an extraordinary awareness.


Trust a Zen parable to facilitate a deeper inquiry.


A Master swordsman had grown old. He decided it was time to pass his legacy to the most able of his three sons. He sent out a word that he wanted to see them.

The youngest one was called in first. As he entered through the door, an apple that had been precariously placed atop, fell. In one swift motion he pulled out his sword and slashed the falling fruit in two precise halves. He was asked to wait.

The second son was called. The apple fell as he entered through the door and he conveniently caught it by his side.

It was now the eldest son’s turn. As he entered, he reached for the top of the door, picked the apple and offered it to his father.

The swordsman called all three sons. To the youngest son he said, ‘You move like a butterfly and sting like a bee.  Your technique is flawless. Keep up the good work.’

To his second son he said, ‘You’re almost there. I hope you will continue in the same spirit.’

And to the eldest son, he said, ‘You are now ready to begin’.

**

The Orientals and the Occidentals alike have pondered what it means to be wise. To understand our world in a sense that’s more evolved than raw numbers and analytics that turn its wheels. Also, what are the limits of epistemic access? What can be known? Is wisdom actually capable of prescience as suggested in this story?


Some would pursue this inquiry along the line of statistics, research, projections, boggling computers and haloed experts. I am not convinced. All the above have been marshaled to manufacture the greatest crisis of our times and to support the loudest louts. The problem is much more human; I want to go deep.

A wise man was challenged by a yuppy to tell whether the dove he was hiding in his coat was dead or alive. ‘If he says it’s dead I’ll present the bird as it is. Otherwise, I’ll break its neck and show it dead’, thought the yuppy.

And the wise man said, ‘The dove is dead. Now, please set it free.’

How does one unpack that?

**
Information hierarchy,
Signal -> Data -> Information -> Knowledge -> Wisdom

Knowledge is more sophisticated than information. It's processed, value-added information. Wisdom is even more special. To be wise is to have an intimate access to knowledge from across arenas of time and space. By intimate I mean actionable. Knowledge that has been customized and integrated so there’s no execution-lag.

Wisdom neatly stitches together relevant knowledge, culled from across time and space into a coherent reality. In total attention, the mind begins to uncover wisdom.

**

Through this rickety lens, I peered at the Madoff scam and the Shakespearean tragedy that ensued.


Bernie Madoff ran the biggest Ponzy scheme in history, swindling investors off $65 billion before his arrest in Dec ’08. He was a Wall Street legend and a pioneer, a one-time non-executive chairman of NASDAQ managing his own hedge-fund.

It was reported that he never lost money when in fact, Bernie had not bought or sold a single dollars' worth of stock with investor’s money. Not one trade had been placed in years. He just used the sum as his personal piggy-bank. Earlier investors were paid-off with new inflows, the classic Ponzi.

**

When it all came down, Bernie was sentenced to 150 years in prison. Counseled by lawyers, his sons severed all connection with him and their mother, refusing to provide a bail-bond for him at one point. The older son, Marc 42, couldn’t bear the accusations of complicity and committed suicide following which Bernie’s devoted wife of almost 5 decades, divorced him. The daughter-in-law squarely blamed him and came out with the dirty linen on national TV. Some part of their wealth was seized.

One of his partners, Jeffery Picower, the largest feeder of money and the biggest beneficiary from the fund was found dead in the pool of his ocean-front mansion.

**

From the prison Bernie said, ‘I feel happier than I have been in years. I lived the last 20 years of my life in fear. Now I am no longer in control of my life, I have no decisions to make and that is a great relief.’


He acknowledges that he should be punished, that he destroyed his family and feels terrible remorse. He’s depressed and has horrible nightmares. He says he contemplated suicide earlier but did not have the courage.

**


Bernie’s daughter-in-law recollects how once in a very fancy store, he matter-of-factly bragged about ‘whatever his wife touches is dutifully delivered to her’.

A wiser Bernie would,

..see that the ‘anything she touches, she gets’ life is being paid for by the Pensioner’s fund. The $700 spent on the useless trinket, set some kid in Texas back on his college tuition by a couple of months.

..see his young son lying in a coffin as he peered into his collection of Rolex watches or Belgian loafers.

..experience jail-time, horrible nightmares and feel the agony of contemplating suicide while partying on the Bull, his luxurious 55-foot vintage yacht.

Wall Street smarts know this better than most but how deep is this knowing? To intimately know so it informs and directs action is pickled in quiet attention. That’s Pragnya!


**

What is time? Is it so far-fetched to see into the future?
A case for prescience.

Let’s throw it wide open. Let’s be brave. Let’s for once walk our talk about stepping out of our comfort zone. Let’s have our imagination grapple with a novel concept. Let’s surf the wave of space-time.

Theoretical physicists acknowledge a great mystery called the ‘mystery of the direction of time’. The idea that, ‘there is a fundamental sense in which the laws of physics don’t make any interesting distinction between past and future’.

It is a puzzle from the standpoint of these laws that we should be able to remember the past and not know the future. It is a puzzle why we should think that by acting now we can affect the future and not the past.

It is so fundamental to the way we experience the world that to not be curious about it is to be three-quarters of the way to being dead.
- David Albert, theoretical physicist on the ‘mystery of the direction of time’

What a gun of an attitude!

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Monday 21 July 2014

Soni Sori, You're A Gun!









Soni Sori was a mother of 3 children.

Soni Sori taught at an Adivasi school in Sameli gaon, Dantewada,  in south Bastar.

Soni Sori was alleged to be a Naxal conduit, collecting ‘protection money’ on their behalf from mining corporations operating in the area.

Soni Sori was arrested in Delhi in Oct ’11, by Crime Branch, Delhi Police acting on a request from Chhattisgarh Police. A request. How sweet, how considerate!

Soni Sori told the courts that she feared for her safety in the custody of Chhattisgarh Police. She was transferred to them in Dantewada, nevertheless.


Soni Sori had stones pushed inside her during interrogation; in the vagina and the rectum, one after the other till they could push no more. In addition to the usual stripping, assault, electric shocks; that’s par for the course.

Soni Sori was acquitted of 6 out of 8 charges against her by Apr ’13 for lack of evidence. An interim bail was granted in Nov ’13.

Soni Sori’s head and back injuries were caused by a slip and fall in the bathroom, the Chhattisgarh Police told the judiciary. They bought it.


The cops tried to establish that Soni Sori was in psychiatric trouble to discredit her complains of vicious torture and abuse. They were checked in their tracks by vigorous action of NHRC and NCW.

*

For a start, let us all come together and sing ‘Saare jahaan se achhaa’,

Saare jahaan se achhaa,                                                                                                
Hindustaan hamara hamara..

Aren't we all be proud of our great nation and its secular, socialist, democratic values? All the endorsement is on Primetime television.



It’s poignant what happened to Soni Sori, shocking even. But 34 years of sticking around in the Republic has prepared me to absorb such blows. An ‘oxygen-deficient’ stunned for a couple of hours, subdued for another day or two and on with life. I was not doing too poorly but this little nugget upset the cart,





The officer under whose watch this happened, Dantewada SP, Ankit Garg was awarded a Gallantry medal by the President of India. A gallantry medal from The President of India to a senior cop in whose custody 5 men held a woman down and pushed stones inside her.

**

Naxal conduit or not, what kind of a man does that and goes on to accept a gallantry award for it? Can it be tied to a behavioral profile?

Is it fair to expect precursors like cruelty towards animals and bed-wetting into early teens? Is he a psychopath or a hyper-obedient imbecile of the ‘Sir, Yes Sir’ kind? Did he hum ‘Nanha-munna rahi hoon’ to himself as a kid, I wonder?

Nanha-munna rahi hoon, desh ka sipaahi hoon,
bolo mere sang Jai Hind, Jai Hind, Jai Hind..                                                                               
Jai Hind, Jai Hind.

Does he make love to his wife? Does he go down on her? Does he tenderly wash his daughter, if there’s one, after a pee? And is he not a raging schizophrenic if he can do that and go to work and push stones up another woman’s privates?

Or heavens forbid, did I get it all wrong? Maybe he knew adivasis as tough, outdoorsy people and their ‘one with nature’ lifestyle. So he arranged a rock dildo for Soni Sori. Maybe he was only trying to ‘tickle’ her; like uncles who ‘tickle’ young nieces.

**



Okay now, enough of this sentimentalism! Let’s talk numbers young man.

Do you know how much is the bauxite in Orissa’s forests worth? Just the bauxite in Orissa’s forests alone. Should you not care? We need it for our anti-Pak missiles and swanky BMWs; every yuppy seems to want one these days. They’re more sought after than Nirvana.

(Buddha is struggling to maintain noble silence.)




**
Technologists are offering solutions to amplify rainforest-cover manifold using cutting-edge video editing and replication software. Sales packs come in categories of 100nX and 1000nX, with further gradations.

‘We gained extensive experience during M’s campaign. We’re very sure of the value we are offering. We used crane-mounted cameras then. For forest’s raw footage, we will mount them on choppers and take them for a spin.’ They say with a confident, self-assured smile.

**


Soni Sori contested the 2014 General Elections from Bastar on an Aam Aadmi Party ticket.


**

Saturday 19 July 2014

The Cancer Express - Bhatinda to Bikaner (I)


Between the ages of 25 and 30, I lived in Europe and Australia for a few years. Invariably, during grocery-trips to the supermarket, I would pass a beautiful boutique store with finely wrapped fruits and veggies. A dainty blackboard on an easel announced the prices in chalks of various color, surrounded by fresh lilies; a neat mark-up over what the supermarkets charged. These were the stores selling 'organic' produce. I guessed a restructured supply-chain or a marketing gimmick accounted for the premium.

Few years on, now back in India, ‘organic’ and I met increasingly infrequently. And on the few instances we did, it was through the hippy types who spoke of unconditional love, hugged a lot and decorated their living spaces with diyas and flower-petals. They did not have much traction on me and I found no reason to revise my opinion, completely uninformed though it was.

One evening an unlikely link in a friend’s mail led me to www.navdanya.org. Would it sufficiently capture the enormity of this event if I told you that I did not sleep that night? The health benefit to the consumer is obvious and widely spoken about but that’s just scraping the tip of the iceberg. The socio-political and economic ramifications of the practice of organic and ecological farming are immense. It’s a universe in there. I felt naked and wondered if the hippies actually knew all this!

As a young kid, I once heard the narrator of a theatrical thriller challenge his audience to wonder if they woke up one morning to realize that everything they’d been told was a lie. It sounded amply fantastic then and was out of my system as quickly as it had come in.

I have run into, confronted and researched many ‘worldview-altering’ perspectives since, varying in shock-value from rude jolts to hand-held, baby-step transitions. The rudest jolts came from unpacking..

the Indian State’s position and machinations in Kashmir (The most horrid human rights violations of our haloed defense forces and foxy intelligence agencies. The free and fair elections in the most heavily militarized zone in the world. Could someone tell a less obscene joke?) Not quite the plot of ‘Mission Kashmir’. Alas!

..the burning of the Sabarmati Express outside Godhara station by a mob of yet untraced ‘Muslim men’ (no one knows where they came from or disappeared and how logistics were managed within 10 minutes of the mini-brawl at the station) The inquisitive amongst the readers could Google ‘false-flag operations’ and  follow it up with some critical thinking.

..the Dec 2001 attack on the Indian Parliament by ‘Pakistani terrorists and its mastermind Afzal Guru, who had to be killed to satisfy a nation’s collective conscience (Reportedly, cops at the Delhi Police Special Cell put chilly-powder and petrol up his behind and administered electric shocks to his ‘willy’ to manufacture, not extract, a confession. Is that how they get their name, the Special Cell? Wonder if the chilly-petro farts did not arouse the magistrate’s suspicion, even if he entirely missed the sparks flying from his crotch.) False-flag?

..what exactly is going on in jungles of Central India, the Red corridor? Ever heard of the Operation Green Hunt? And who are the Maoists? Who’re the Naxals? Are they one and the same or is one a subset of the other? Are they manic, marauding murderers or the most impoverished, abused and dispossessed people of this country; among its most fragile communities? 

Trick questions?
Somehow they do not sit too well with the image of Bharat Mata in all her bridal splendor lest we take a cue from the ferocious tiger with blood-dripping jaws instead.

**

‘What if everything you were told was a lie?’
A decade and a half after I first heard it, I am afraid there’s disturbingly little fantasy in that statement.

It’s not a pleasant feeling when the weight of its reality settles on you. It hits you like Tyson’s signature three-punch combo that starts with a liver-busting body-shot just under the cage. In reflex, the opponent’s defensive arm drops a couple inches, as if to sooth the searing pain. The critical bastion compromised, a disorienting hook lands on the face, possibly spilling some blood. The quickly deepening crisis is sealed by an Orwellian upper-cut to the chin that unhinges the head, moving it in spooky ways as you go down.

I am sure one’s better off in the long run nevertheless. Even a step closer to enlightenment some would say. One could not possibly hope for Nirvana while being oblivious of the actual costs of 24-hour electricity and fresh water supply to your pad!

'You did not think there were brownie points for crooning along at the local joint on Sufi Night Wednesdays did ye? Ye fucking bastard!'

‘What’s the harm in a few Swadeshi beers? Ooh la la la.. le le yo.. ye sob-story, party-pooper’, they retort flaming with indignation.

Only that, like sugar mills and Cola plants before him, the ‘King of Good Times’ is stealing water from communities whose share is being diverted to beer factories now. There are areas in Beed and Osmanabad districts of Maharashtra where the sole purpose of the existence of 2-3 members per family is to fetch water. 7 days a week, no Sundays. The queues are over a kilometer long. Could Stephen Covey (RiP) suggest a 9th habit for them to be more effective cause the first 8 are not helping. Or will Sri Sri suggest a variation of the sudarshan kriya for them to feel less anguish in their ‘water-boy’ lives?

**

Okay, let’s talk ‘solutions’ folks. What options have we got here? (in Hollywood CIA style, Sound: Tan Tanen.. Tanan)

I am listening to Krishnamurti, 'On Meditation’. 'It mean nothing; it’s just a silly game unless it touches and transforms every facet of your life', he says. He suggests bringing an immense amount of attention to everyday living. I borrow the concept and extrapolate.

In attention, the fact that someone’s getting raped, murdered, amputated, decapitated, flogged, enslaved, dispossessed so that we can have more, would not go unnoticed. That’s a fair start. Can imagine it translating into more equitable choices; by which, I certainly don’t mean more kapaal-bhaati.

Beed, Osmanabad, Dantkaranya, Niyaamgiri, Rayagarh, Rajanandgaon among many others will have more food/ water/ space per capita and the life-force of sovereignty and dignity to go along. And we could be ‘Covey & Sri Sri’-free! 

Don’t see much value in that?

Hey, are you not pissed about people dressing-up in funky avataars to tell you what to do with your life? What about self-reliance and a mature sense of privacy? Whether they come in $2000 suits or glorious flowing robes; haven’t you had enough with these jokers? The ones in glorious robes are concealing a hard-on any way. A priest recently confessed that to me at a retreat.

**

Well, was that a diversion that found a life of its own or an over-indulgence in ‘where I am coming from’? I guess this essay needs a sabbatical.

The long and short of it is that as one peels off the purdaah of status quo, the tale of ecological farming is a fascinating one. With the complex simplicity and earthy romance of natural systems, the issues of food and seed sovereignty that so lucidly expose our pedantic interpretation of life, justice or equality, the uncorrupted evil of corporations like Monsanto and deadly carcinogens like Dioxin thrown in the mix, it’s drama that Tolstoy would doff his hat off to.

I’ll be back.

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Tuesday 15 July 2014

Mullah Naseeruddin Takes It Easy


Mullah sat on a rocky coast with his lover.

The tide was coming in and loud waves crashed into jagged rocks. It made the faint-hearted recede but he held his ground. The lady was not too impressed though.

‘The ocean reminds me of you Mullah’, she said wistfully.

Swelling with pride he half-inquired, ‘Is it because it is wild, untamed and virile like me?’

‘Err, excuse me? The two of you make me sick’, she retorted.

**

‘Whether the skies are pouring hell-fire or the ground is turning to quick-sand; even if there is a nuclear fall-out, I will come to see you, to be with you. Nothing could stop me’, Mullah told the exquisite young woman he was courting.

Positively aroused, biting her pallu, she asked if he would take her to the movies the following evening.

‘Oh.. I would love to’, Mullah replied as he blew her a kiss, ‘if it is not raining!!’

**

Emperor Taimur Lang summoned Mullah to his court. He had heard many accounts of the fakir’s wisdom, mystical powers and enigmatic style. Strangely, he felt a bit pissed about him.

As Mullah walked in, Taimur pulled out his sword and rested it on his shoulder.

TL: Too many stories of your tomfoolery going around Mullah. Let the truth be told about you possessing mystical powers. And if not, yer head shan't rest on yer shoulders anymore for ye should have denied it by now. (speaking like the Scots for no reason. Weird.?!?)

MN: I most certainly do Sir. I’ve attained many sought-after siddhis (special powers) through ritual worship and diligent practice.

TL (playfully poking Mullah’s throat with his sword): Splendid! Tell me stories of the other-world Mullah. What have you known? And bear in mind your fate if they be any dull.

MN: My Emperor, as I look up at the skies, I can see all the way to the seventh Heaven; the verdant hill-gardens, rivers of musk-scented wines, fruits and delicate meats and of course, the glorious Hoors with generous bottoms.

And when I look under my feet, I see way down to the lowest Hell. The shrill cries and scalding bodies emanating from frying pots, the bleeding faces, fruit of the bitter, thorn-plant of Dhari and only boiling water for the thirsty.

TL (swallowing the lump in his throat, sheathing his sword, utterly awed): How have you developed such faculties Mullah? What is your secret?

MN: No secret. Only fear, my Lord. I saw nothing, neither jannat not jahannum. But your sword perched so close to my jugular provokes hallucination. Who wants any trouble?


**

Sunday 13 July 2014

Little Bangladeshi Rag-picking Buddhas


I was at the Vivekanand Camp jhuggi-cluster in Chanakya Puri today. About 80 jhuggis were gutted in a fire here 4 days back.

The fire started at around 3:00 PM, the hottest time of the day and all was lost within 20 minutes. There was no chance of salvaging anything but your young ones and infirm elders, if any. Wasim, a boy of about 7 did manage to save his 2 parrots though.

Most of those hit by the tragedy were rag-pickers of Bangladeshi origin, the lowest in the pecking order in the jhuggi-cluster, pariahs in this pariah world. Last, among equals. The biggest of their current worries, more pressing than even food, is to get their jhuggi space back. They fear that they could get duped by the local corporator, a Congress goon and bullied by his strongmen during re-allocation. They could get a jhuggi assigned for themselves, when they lost none and then rent it out. They say empires have been built this way. 'When there is blood on the street, buy land.' Buffett would smilingly approve, even recommend - a 'unique buying opportunity'.

The lack of drama at the site confounds me; feels like something is amiss. They’d been lounging around in 43C for 4 straight days without a shower and a change of clothes. The composure is unsettling. Little Bangladeshi, rag-picking Buddhas, I say. I give away clothes and shoes. They start talking. Some are feeling victimized, some are vengeful, some scandalous. Women break into soft sobs as they speak to me. I lean in like a voyeur, curious to see if they are crying indeed. They are.

A young woman catches my eye. The radiance of her skin oozes through caked sweat and dirt, subdued. Hardship has tempered her raw beauty. It would be lost in a few more years, as hopelessness gets indelibly imprinted, I estimate. She has lovely breasts; soft, full, well-formed. No French inner-wear and yet no sag. Life refuses to be trapped in the matrices of our making. I let her be. 

No help came from The British School, housed in the ugliest, bomb-shelter of a building, just across the lane. Jesus & Mary and Maitreyi College, stellar institutions of the Delhi University, are not too far; no assistance from them either. It’s admission season and cut-offs are projected to spike up to 94%. 91% for evening college. Social ethics and civic responsibility were long before culled from the curriculum.

I though, have decided not to use air-conditioning for today, in solidarity.

Random Personals


Madeline Albright, the American Secy of State in the Clinton administration, when asked about the 500,000 Iraqi infant and children fatalities (that’s more kids than that died in Hiroshima) due to American aggression and sanctions on food and life-saving drugs, went on record to say, ‘It is a very hard choice but we think the price is worth it.’

I think Buddha would have ordered for her to be shot in the head, with immediate effect.
(Buddha: Take her to the gallows after the interview please. Thanks. And you know what, use a fucking machine gun!)

And Aristotle would most certainly have approved. In fact, I feel Aristotle would have made a run for the gun himself. You see, in Nicomachean Ethics, he recommends being angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose and in the right way.

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Rakesh Jhunjhunwala is telling NDTV that he’s expecting a 10-15 year long bull-run, now that M’s in office. He goes on to specify the heady sectors. Donald Duck is all ears; furiously jotting notes even.


For the love of God, I hope he explodes one day, this Jhunjhunwala chap.